The Perils of Fly Fishing Series
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The Perils
The original picture.

A Background
Up here in the remote corners of these lands, the keen angler can find true peace to fish undisturbed if he’s looking for it. There are however very few souls brave enough or interested enough to trek off the single track roads into the remote and genuinely wild parts in search of the loch, burn or coast that no one has fished for a long while!
I have a friend who does this for a living; guiding and mentoring the lucky few who find and engage him. He did something that for the life of me to this day I cannot fathom… he took me under his wing and along to some of those great places. Their obvious perils glared out at me… not him no… never him. Some of the perils I could clearly imagine or foresee, others I partook in. Thus far I’ve survived, as for now I still tend to bounce when I fall, especially in heather on a steep slope but I did it occasionally on rock too, long may that hidden power last. I do worry about ever getting thin and bony.
The pictures are homage of sorts to him and a visualisation for me of those perils, imagined or real. I assembled it loosely in comic strip style using multiple scenarios as truly some of the lesser perils, when they strike, are of comic book quality. Others should they transpire are perhaps darker in consequence and would need a helicopter extraction or a need to drag a body bag some miles to a road or bay.
I am sure I entertained him, that’s why he brought me along; a big bouncing ball of a companion with an attraction to deep water-filled holes and “trips” in places not thought possible to trip or vanishing acts in deep bracken. The sometimes epic walks or boat trips are seared into my memory palace, being visually stunning, physically stretching and filled with his subtitles. “Fish on” being but one echoing and suspiciously mocking cry uttered from his distant mark knowing full well that I had caught nothing, never had nor never will!
I have narrowed the scope of this Little Worlds picture to fly fishing, an art that requires a bit of practice, to say the least. A failing in me that always wound up my fairly patient friend when my casts were launched. My “casts” placed the fly on the surface of the water like a fridge dropped from 30m. Even at the coast “on the salt” where things are rougher, windier and roiling, I failed to place the fly in a straight line or without the splash of a 12pin bowling ball tossed from a high escarpment. Few fish were ever tempted to my offering. It’s therefore been easier to draw about other things I experienced or imagined. Dramatic renderings of catching actual fish were never going to be a rich seam unless I drew his many triumphs, but those would fill many volumes.
Beginner through to Master, the tangles (aka fankles) that the wind, physics and your innate incompetence can create would try the patience of a saint. The subsequent hours spent in a determined trance trying to undo the mess to save your expensive line are what set you apart from the replacers, those organised souls that carry a second rod already made up or a complete new line and reel ready to serve. Others I feel sure, can’t let a good challenge pass them by, give of their all and take it to an extreme…
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Thon Wee Hill…
Many a great fishing day started out with a statement such as “just a short walk from the car” or “did you bring food” or “we’ll go in the pick-up”. All of them held a hidden clue to the trip ahead. My favourite…”did you pack your waterproof trousers”…

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Mud & Water
Test after test…

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Legendary Loch
The belief in the existence of a genetically pure, isolated specimen fish (obviously having found reproductive scope!) remaining from the last Ice Age is like religion for the Northern angler. Lochs are coveted, held in almost biblical reverence, just as Templar secrets were once held.
All I ever saw however, and of course without the aid of expensive “special” polarised fishing glasses purchased for the observance of miracles, were the rays of impending peril emanating from my friends precarious perch, never an angling miracle. In fact the real miracle was us being returned safely with head torches ablaze through the ever deepening gloaming, to fish another day.
Once you find that special loch of many fish, chances are there will be a boat moored at its side, by some miracle of fishing fate, in the middle of nowhere a green plastic boat! Usualy half filled with rainwater. For artistic effect I added the outboard as the oars under my captaincy would have floated off minutes before the sketch began…

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A Misjudgement
Bracken and heather conceals many a streams edge or deep hole ready to catch the unwary. In fact it was the holes that were much more my nemesis than his. They were created in a grant funded fever as part of a failed tree planting scheme. Failed in that not one, not one… Pine, Birch or Ash survived so much as the first winter. The Assynt peninsulas are unforgiving places for anything thats not heather or rock or gorse or peat or bog myrtle or prehistoric grass… Bracken too, with the current dearth of crofting and land management, is sadly becoming a well established monoculture threatening large tracts of land…

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Eternal Patience
The theme of untimely passing runs strong in these pictures. I never catch fish ( a running joke) but am bestowed with bountiful patience and a great metabolic and bodily stillness (esp. after a good lunch!). I was therefore often quickly surrounded by a cloud of our nations little vampires. I did then wonder what might happen to that unwary, extra patient, super focused angler, if he/she fished on and on into the golden hour; then on further into the gloaming on a humid summers eve; then on into the night by torchlight and battery lit flies. The midges would surely strip a soul to the bone, lotions and nets be damned…

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Fence or Gate
For some… like me, a real cerebral challenge when all the choices combine…

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The Ledge
I often watched from the safety of a nearby heathery tuft on terra-firma as my mountain goat like sure footed friend scaled and skipped over rocks onto ledges and thin Archean shelves high above swirling pools of deep iron coloured water, backlit by wonderful crepuscular rays reflecting on the nearby deserted hills and shimmering Atlantic. All the while burbling and signing away in his short-hand angling language, gesturing; adamant that below the foam (far far below) was the greatest fish there ever was.

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The Loner
I did these 2 drawings for my fishing friend to support an article he wrote – its never seen the light of day but here are the images.
In brief, old angler found in hooked distress at towards the end of a days fishing and scattering the ashes of his friend; he’s the last of a seasoned group of souls who returned to Assynt regularly over the years to fish. I wonder who will return the favour for him when its his time, which by the sounds of things had he not met with my friends group, could have been later that very day!


